Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Knock knock.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

whats white jizz

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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