- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Dumbledore dies.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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