A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Basically copying you.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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OOOOPPS /

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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