they're dead. idiot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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I'm homeless.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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