- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

A chicken walked into the bar...

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.