How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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i lost the game

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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