Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A lot eh?

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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