- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

AIDS

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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