- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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