A fish swims up your penis...

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Robin, get in the batmobile

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Anti Joke

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