Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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