- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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