What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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