why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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