- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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