Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Well this is pointless.....

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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