If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Basically copying you.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Anti Joke

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