What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock knock Come in

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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