what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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