- Anti Joke

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.