- Anti Joke

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Morning wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

PIED NINNY!

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.