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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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