- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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