Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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this is not a joke.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Woman rights.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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