- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

sky's sty

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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