What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

knock knock go away!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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