- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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