Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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