- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Barack Obama

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

I? Everett

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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