Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Dont read this joke

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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The Qur'an

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Justin

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Your mom

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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