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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Heskey time.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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