Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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