Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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honest politician

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Terraria

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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