- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Maths.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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