a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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