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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Rebecca Black.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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