John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A Mormon walks into a bar

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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