Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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