If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Davey Peterson.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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