Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

penis haha

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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