What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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