- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Banana Hamock.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

the sky is green no it is not

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

women's rights

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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