Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

womens rights.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Lewis

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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