- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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