- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Please? No.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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