- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

they told me not to write here but i did

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Agent 47.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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