- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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