- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Whats black and gay? Obama

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Justin

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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