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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Did you know? . You already know!

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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