COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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