- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

THE GAME.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

My love life

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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