Oh, right

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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You bumder!

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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