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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

So does Blake

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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