- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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