- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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