- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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