- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

ME NAME IS JEFF

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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