What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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