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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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