- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Im gay What about you

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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