- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Men

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

drugs.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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