- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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