- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A black student graduated High School

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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