- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How you know when dislextic

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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