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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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