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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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