- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

This is my favorite antijoke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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