They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A bar walks into a man

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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robin, get in the car.

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