What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Horse.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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