- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

There's a god, just kidding.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

who is awesome? no one...

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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