My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Penis

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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