person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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save me from the nothing ive become

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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3 like an eel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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