Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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