what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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