I wrote a funny joke.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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