Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

being sober in a bar fight

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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