What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

a black guy hates chicken.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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