What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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