Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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