- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

save me from the nothing ive become

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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