- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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