How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

I'm homeless.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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