- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A van drives into a car.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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