How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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