What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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