- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

AIDS

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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