Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Blacks

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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