- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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