- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

So one time there was this woman learning...

once you go black your credit goes wack

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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