Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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