- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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