A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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