Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Badabing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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