- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

women's rights.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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