- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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