- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

can you pass the soap?

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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