- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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