How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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