What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

That is so fetch

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Anti Joke

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