Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Girls Lacrosse.

No soap radio

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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