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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did the fish say after he

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

i just wrote this so hard

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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