Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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