What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's worse than this That :(

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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