- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do black people eat? Food.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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