- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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