Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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No!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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