why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

I put my baby in a microwave.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I have read the terms and conditions

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A man walks into a bar

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