A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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