Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Poop

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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